An ongoing theme around here is the definition of “hot”.
In Florida, you learn after a while that people generally need two full years to fully adjust to a sharply different climate. You see it all the time in Orlando: the folks from Canada or the UK wandering around in December, staring at the locals with bemusement because it’s 40 degrees and everyone’s wearing their heavy cold gear. Then, over the next couple of years, they gradually start noticing that 40 degrees is.. you know.. cold and stuff.. and then they’re the ones shaking their heads over the wacky tourists, strutting by the pool in their banana hammocks and g-strings on the 40 degree days.
In Florida, there are three temperatures: cold, enjoyable (i.e., the third Thursday in April, and a few days in October), and Oh My God I Want To Die. OMGIWTD weather takes up about ten months out of the year, featuring temperatures of 85-95.. and humidity levels of 85-95%. You discover all new definitions of “hot” when there’s so much water in their air that you can’t oxygenate your blood or evaporate your sweat.
So lately I’ve been assured by the kind people around me that it’s been hot here lately. Temperatures have been ranging between 95 and 106, and I’ll admit, a 106 degree day is a tad bit on the warm side. Certainly don’t want to go mowing the lawn on a 106 day, and it is time to break out the heavy duty sunblock. But at 9-12% humidity, the summer heat is hardly OMGIWTD.
I figure now I get to go through the two-year weather transition myself. Watch the hilarity as Rob gradually starts noticing over the next couple of summers that, you know, it’s freakin’ warm outside.
I love, love, LOVE low humidity, with only one drawback: the state of California is basically a big dry tinderbox right now, where every stray lightning strike or dropped cigarette turns into a massive wildfire. It’s been bad the last week or so, and today there’s a haze of smoke over Modesto. The Gubernator is asking that people not buy fireworks for the 4th due to fire hazards. Air pollution advisories. You go outside and your eyes are watering.
We’re really hoping this clears up before the wedding.
