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Closing Remarks

Oct31
2010
Kristi Written by Kristi

This was not a rally to ridicule people of faith or people of activism or to look down our noses at the heartland or passionate argument or to suggest that times are not difficult and that we have nothing to fear.  They are and we do.  But we live now in hard times, not end times.  And we can have animus and not be enemies.

But unfortunately one of our main tools in delineating the two broke.  The country’s 24 hour political pundit perpetual panic conflictinator did not cause our problems but its existence makes solving them that much harder.  The press can hold its magnifying up to our problems bringing them into focus, illuminating issues heretofore unseen or they can use that magnifying glass to light ants on fire and then perhaps host a week of shows on the sudden, unexpected dangerous flaming ant epidemic.

If we amplify everything we hear nothing.  There are terrorists and racists and Stalinists and theocrats but those are titles that must be earned.  You must have the resume.  Not being able to distinguish between real racists and Tea Partiers or real bigots and Juan Williams and Rick Sanchez is an insult, not only to those people but to the racists themselves who have put in the exhausting effort it takes to hate–just as the inability to distinguish terrorists from Muslims makes us less safe not more.  The press is our immune system.  If we overreact to everything we actually get sicker–and perhaps eczema.

And yet, with that being said, I feel good—strangely, calmly good.  Because the image of Americans that is reflected back to us by our political and media process is false.  It is us through a fun house mirror, and not the good kind that makes you look slim in the waist and maybe taller, but the kind where you have a giant forehead and an ass shaped like a month old pumpkin and one eyeball.

So, why would we work together?  Why would you reach across the aisle to a pumpkin assed forehead eyeball monster?  If the picture of us were true, of course, our inability to solve problems would actually be quite sane and reasonable.  Why would you work with Marxists actively subverting our Constitution or racists and homophobes who see no one’s humanity but their own?  We hear every damn day about how fragile our country is—on the brink of catastrophe—torn by polarizing hate and how it’s a shame that we can’t work together to get things done, but the truth is we do.  We work together to get things done every damn day!

The only place we don’t is here or on cable TV.  But Americans don’t live here or on cable TV.  Where we live our values and principles form the foundations that sustains us while we get things done, not the barriers that prevent us from getting things done.  Most Americans don’t live their lives solely as Democrats, Republicans, liberals or conservatives.  Americans live their lives more as people that are just a little bit late for something they have to do—often something that they do not want to do—but they do it–impossible things every day that are only made possible by the little reasonable compromises that we all make.

Look on the screen. This is where we are. This is who we are.  (points to the Jumbotron screen which show traffic merging into a tunnel).  These cars—that’s a schoolteacher who probably thinks his taxes are too high.  He’s going to work.  There’s another car-a woman with two small kids who can’t really think about anything else right now.  There’s another car, swinging, I don’t even know if you can see it—the lady’s in the NRA and she loves Oprah.  There’s another car—an investment banker, gay, also likes Oprah.  Another car’s a Latino carpenter.  Another car a fundamentalist vacuum salesman.  Atheist obstetrician.  Mormon Jay-Z fan.  But this is us.  Every one of the cars that you see is filled with individuals of strong belief and principles they hold dear—often principles and beliefs in direct opposition to their fellow travelers.

And yet these millions of cars must somehow find a way to squeeze one by one into a mile long 30 foot wide tunnel carved underneath a mighty river.  Carved, by the way, by people who I’m sure had their differences.  And they do it.  Concession by conscession.  You go.  Then I’ll go.  You go. Then I’ll go.  You go then I’ll go. Oh my God, is that an NRA sticker on your car?  Is that an Obama sticker on your car? Well, that’s okay—you go and then I’ll go.

And sure, at some point there will be a selfish jerk who zips up the shoulder and cuts in at the last minute, but that individual is rare and he is scorned and not hired as an analyst.

Because we know instinctively as a people that if we are to get through the darkness and back into the light we have to work together. And the truth is, there will always be darkness.  And sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn’t the promised land. Sometimes it’s just New Jersey.  But we do it anyway, together.

If you want to know why I’m here and want I want from you, I can only assure you this: you have already given it to me.  Your presence was what I wanted.

Sanity will always be and has always been in the eye of the beholder.  To see you here today and the kind of people that you are has restored mine.  Thank you.

I<3 Jon Stewart.

Posted in Current Events, Everyday Life

My Stupid Foot

Oct25
2010
Kristi Written by Kristi

About two weeks ago, we hired a gardener.  Well, she sort of hired us, which is a different entry that I’ll let Rob write.  She is a neighbor who is trying to start a lawn service business and we’re her second client.  She’s been working like a dog in our jungle of a backyard nearly every day since we hired her.  While I was walking outside to check on her progress, I stepped on a rose thorn.  Hard.  I tried to dig it out but it was in  there pretty well.

So I did what most people do. I posted it on Facebook and Googled “thorn removal”.  Is this normal?  Doesn’t matter.  I soaked my foot multiple times, per websites specializing in this sort of thing.  I begged my husband to get the thorn out.  He tried. I cried. It really, really hurt.

The next day, I called the doctor’s office.  I couldn’t really put weight on my foot and I was afraid of getting an infection.  They got me in at 3:30 that afternoon.  Our GP took one look at it and said, “Yeah, I’m not touching that.  You’re going over to see a podiatry surgeon at the hospital.  Let me see if he’s in.”  And we were on our way to the hospital for a visit to the podiatrist.

We waited for about 45 minutes to get in and finally got into an exam room.  The dr. jacked me up on the table, like a I was an Oldsmobile in for a tune up, and started digging.  Much screaming ensued and I begged him to stop.  A nice shot of lidocaine in the bottom of the foot and he started digging deeper.  He wasn’t sure he got it all but thought he probably had.  A few stitches later, I was sent upstairs for a tetanus shot and then back downstairs for an x-ray.  Oh, and I was given the shoe of shame.  A lovely surgical shoe.

Like this.

The weekend passed and my foot felt better.  It was bandaged up so I was off of it as much as I could.  And on Monday, the doctor called and said the x-ray was negative.  But he wanted me to have an ultrasound to see if there was anything left in my foot.  Lovely.

I had to call radiology 8 times before I got a human being on the phone to make an appointment.  I was supposed to see the doctor on Wednesday morning so Tuesday afternoon, we headed back to the hospital for the ultrasound.  I peeled the bandage off my foot and the ultrasound tech started her magic.  It was more like torture because holy crap it hurt.  And on the screen, she showed Rob a very clearly defined rose thorn.  Damn!

We went back to the doctor the next morning and he walked in and said, “Sorry, it’s still in there.  Did you eat yet?”  Uh. Yes.

“Darn.  You need surgery to have it out.”  What? Now?

Thursday afternoon at 2:30. Be at the hospital at 12:30.  No food, drink, gum or candy for 24 hours.  Bleergh. At least there would be good drugs.

We arrived at the hospital on Thursday afternoon and waited.  My mom came to sit with Rob and when he got up to wander around, they came to take me back.

Change clothes. Pee in a cup.  Put on these booties and cap.  Lay down on this bed.  Start the IV. Take BP.  Clean leg.  See the doctor and finally they brought Rob back.  He was afraid they’d taken me in without saying good-bye to him.  Answer a million questions from the nurse and finally, the good stuff comes.  Versed.  Ahhhh.. the nurse called it tequila in a small vial.  Indeed.

I woke up in the recovery room with a huge bandage on my foot and a nasty migraine.  When they asked me how I was, I complained about my head.  More good drugs.  This time, Dilaudid.  Oooooh.  A few crackers and some juice.  More Dilaudid for the headache.  Sleeping.  Lots of sleeping.  Vicodin for the ride home and the sweating kicked in.

They got Rob and told him I was ready to go home but I was feeling awful.  The wheelchair ride was terrible and the nurse gave me 2 bags for the ride home. I drifted off with the window down and finally, we pulled up in front of the house.  Rob got out to turn on the lights and I threw up everything in my stomach.  Nice.

Crutches. Loopy. Nauseous.  Need the bed.  Get the cat off of me.  Sleep.  Headache.  Hungry.  Thirsty.  Caffeine? Please?

Rob ate dinner about 9pm.   I had saltines.  We both drifted off and I woke up in tears about 2am.  Still had a headache but eventually, I went back to sleep.

The recovery has not been that bad.  I’m not taking pain meds any longer and other than the crutches and the boot of shame (I graduated to a boot!), it’s been ok.

Rob’s tired of waiting on me. I’ve got cabin fever like never before and we’re ready for this to be over.  I couldn’t have done it without him though.

In sickness and in health.

Posted in Everyday Life

New Office!

Oct03
2010
Kristi Written by Kristi

We’ve been in need of some office upgrades for a while.  Since I’ve been home all the time, there just isn’t a good way for both of us to work with our previous set up.  It worked for a while and then I couldn’t take my small space anymore.

See?  Clean for the pic but not practical, especially after we bought my laptop which was often sitting where that book was in the picture.  So I mentioned to Rob on Wednesday or Thursday last week that I was getting tired of having no desk space and how dark the office was.  That opened the floodgates of discussion about what we wanted, what wasn’t working, what we envisioned.  It turned out that we had a similar idea of what we wanted, a more professional space where we had room to have both computers available (we both work off laptops and desktops at the same time.. it’s crazy but it works).
Rob’s desk (shown here from last winter) took a beating this summer.  His second monitor died and we finally got a proper window covering for the window.  (We’d been using a sheet to cover it.. can you say ghetto?) But the space was dwindling for him and we needed more room for everything.

So, without further ado, the new office.

Rob’s desk and mine are the same.. frosted glass table topped desks from Ikea.   This probably cleanest his desk will ever be.

My desk.. well, part of it anyway because it’s huge!

When Tucker died, we planted some basil and used his old water bowl.  It’s thriving in the western exposure we get in here.  He would’ve knocked it over about, oh, 17 times by now.  We still miss him.

Diplomas courtesy of higher learning.  The painting was a wedding gift from our friend Jen.  We haven’t had a frame for it until now so it’s now joined the display in here.

The whole enchilada.

I’m not going to show the closet because, yanno, office supplies on a bookcase aren’t that exciting.    We are exhausted.  A drive to IKEA yesterday in Oakland followed by hauling out everything that was in here before, assembling everything, and then hauling the little stuff in took us until 11pm last night.  We were up for church at 8am, got home at 2pm and Rob decided to go to Office Depot for the final touches.  I know we are insane.  But our office is clean, tidy and feels more pulled together than it ever has.

Posted in House and Yard, Work

Home

Jul09
2010
Kristi Written by Kristi

We’re home from the cabin.  5 days of quiet.  No internet.  No phones.  No client work.  No computers.  No pets.  No obligations.  In a word?  Bliss.

My parents own a cabin about an hour and a half northeast of here, up in the Sierras.  We’ve gone up before for a day here and there but we’d never gone up on our own before.  It was so nice to be there alone.  I’ve always had mixed feelings about the cabin.  My parents and 3 other couples bought it in 1995 and we’ve had some nice times there.  We’ve had some horrible times there too.  The Donner Party Christmas of 1996.  Dragging my ex-boyfriend up there to meet my parents, just to torture him after he’d broken up with me the previous morning.  More boring weekends than I care to count.

But this was different.  May was a busy month but we were broke.  We didn’t know how we were going to afford time away for our anniversary but my mom suggested we take the cabin.  It was free and available.  So, we decided to go for it.  We had to board the animals and bring food but that was it.  What a relaxing weekend!

We arrived Friday afternoon and had dinner at a local Italian restaurant in town.  The weather was perfect, warm during the day and cool at night.  We didn’t need our sweaters at all and most nights, we slept with the windows open.  On  Saturday, we drove up Ebbetts Pass and enjoyed a gorgeous picnic along Silver Creek.

Sunday was more relaxed, a bit of shopping in Murphys and Arnold, and we started the second jigsaw puzzle of the weekend.  Monday we drove over to Spicer Reservoir, Union and Utica Reservoirs and had a leisurely afternoon.  We came home Tuesday afternoon to pets who were upset we’d left them in the kennel for 4 nights but we definitely needed the break.

Note from Rob: Special thanks to the Cooleys for giving us their weekend. I know you guys weren’t planning to be there for the holiday anyway, but we still appreciate it. A few days completely away and unplugged made a huge difference.

Posted in Romance, Travel
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