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The City Beautiful

Oct12
2008
Rob Written by Rob

We’re having a really nice morning here today. A cold night turned into a cool bundled-up morning. We slept in. Kristi had coffee going before I got up, and then after a shower I got breakfast started – french toast with sliced banana and strawberry, orange juice. Now we’re watching TV while I putz around on the Internet and Kristi cross-stiches her latest project: an elaborate Christmas stocking for me. (Wow.) Later this afternoon we’re heading out for a family get-together celebrating her grandfather’s birthday.

As I write this, I’m drinking coffee from my Orlando Starbucks mug. That was one of the last things I did before leaving Florida – driving to the corner Starbucks in Winter Park and buying a big mug emblazoned with the skyline of downtown Orlando, Florida (“The City Beautiful” proudly proclaimed under it). We have two of those Starbucks city mugs here now: one from Orlando, the other from San Francisco. We bought the latter at a Starbucks in the city on Powell Street, near Union Square.

We’re planning to visit San Francisco again this December, as the holidays are coming in. You can really feel it here now – the nights are getting down into the 40’s, we’re starting to run the fireplace again, Christmas plans are coming together. Pretty soon the leaves will start falling. It’s quiet and peaceful and you can just feel winter coming in the air. We’re still hoping to get together with our friends Jen and Matias to see the city right at Christmastime. I’m looking forward to that a lot.

I love northern California. A year ago at this time, I first visited Modesto to spend a week with Kristi. It was my first exposure to northern California; it really is amazing how, over the last year, I’ve grown accustomed to so many wonderous things that back then weren’t even imagined possibilities. Great people. Beautiful places. Different ways of thinking and living. Just a much better life all around. I’m a pretty happy guy.

I still read the Orlando Sentinel online, keeping tabs on the happenings back where I came from. It helps to remind me of the life I left. And when an article shows up like today’s front page story, it just makes me appreciate northern California that much more:

Many of America’s best-armed criminals call Orlando and the rest of Florida home.

AK-47s, other military-style assault weapons and expensive handguns have become so common that cops across the state routinely encounter suspects equipped for urban warfare, complete with 75-shot magazines and bulletproof vests.

In Orange County alone, the number of crime guns seized last year — 3,333 — was only 500 weapons fewer than the total seized in all five boroughs of New York City, which has eight times the population.

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The killers of two men slain in Pine Hills last week fired 58 rounds from two AK-47s during a furious gunbattle, detectives said. Investigators still are tracking a shotgun, a revolver and a stolen pistol found at the scene.

I went to elementary school in Pine Hills.

Last year at Universal Studios in Orlando, security guards found a 9 mm pistol, two 30-shot magazines, two 16-shot magazines and 69 bullets in a patron’s backpack outside the City Walk nightclub complex.

The patron, an electrician from South Florida, didn’t feel comfortable walking unarmed in the crowd of thousands. His choice cost him two days in the county jail, but a plea bargain let him go home without a criminal record for carrying a concealed weapon.

My parents work at Universal Studios.

In Orlando, officers seized seven AK-47s and similarly high-powered AR-15s in 2003. Orange County deputies seized eight that year. Four years later, those numbers jumped more than 400 percent — 31 in Orlando, 48 in the county. Total for the five years: 321.

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The five-year total includes AK-47s, AR-15s and Tec-9 machine pistols but does not include 72 SKS carbines seized by the two agencies. Those weapons fire the same bullet as the AK-47 but were not included in the federal ban.

On New Year’s Eve in 2005, a bullet fired from an SKS killed an Orlando man more than a mile away.

The City Beautiful, indeed. And, apparently, one big free fire zone. Glad I’m out of it; wish my family and friends weren’t in it.

Posted in Everyday Life, Family and Friends

Emily’s Surgery

Oct02
2008
Rob Written by Rob

Just wanted to let everyone know that Em seems to be fine. I just got off the phone with her mother, back in Florida – Em’s husband Jason (you may remember him if you were at the wedding, he was the guy parked behind Pastor Andy at the ceremony, running the video camera) is at the hospital now to bring her home, and I’m told that the operation went easily and smoothly and she’s doing just fine. Now she’ll be at home for the next several weeks, doped on painkillers and recovering.

Thanks to everyone who asked how she was doing. We appreciate it, and I know Em and Jason do.

Posted in Family and Friends

I’m Feeling Much Better Now, Dave

Sep29
2008
Rob Written by Rob

One of the funny things that happens around our house is that technology tends to take over how we do things, and coming from a technology background myself I always get a kick out of being able to introduce new toys and gadgets and stupid things and that sort of stuff into our lives. And that occasionally freaks Kristi out. Well, this episode of R&K has the rare distinction of not having been typed – at least in first draft – at a keyboard. I’m actually using a software package called Dragon NaturallySpeaking to dictate it instead. It took a total of about a minute, talking into a microphone at the computer while my words come up on the screen. Of course, being a writer, I will go back and edit it slightly and insist that I actually said it that way the first time.. but my GOD does this have the potential for making my life easier. Or at least fundamentally lazier.

Dragon takes probably about an hour to get set up. You have to train it to your voice, which means mainly sitting down and reading long passages out of preset texts that came already set up in the software. But once the program has had a chance to analyze your voice patterns, it actually does a pretty good job of transcribing. You’re going to have to correct it every so often, but once it figures things out, you can mostly just sit down and rattle off whatever random nonsense happens to float through your head. There really is a fine line between laziness and creativity; with Dragon NaturallySpeaking, I think I might have crossed that Rubicon. No turning back now.

What I find interesting about doing voice dictation like this is that it does seem to save time. But what happens is eventually you find yourself watching the words on the screen, and being a writer (and so thinking about words visually first) you find yourself thinking more about what you’re saying, talking in paragraphs and processing your verbal skills according to visual dictates. Neither talking, nor writing, but a third thing entirely – a strange feeling. Jack Kerouac used to sit down and write pretty much off the top of his head, and someone once asked Truman Capote what he thought about that. Caputo famously replied, “That’s not writing – that’s typing!”

By that measure, I don’t know if this is writing or just talking. But what I do know is that I could easily get used to writing first drafts this way, at least until the computer systems here at the house decide to lock the pod bay doors and start complaining about failing transmitters. Then I might have to reconsider and go back to pen and paper.

Posted in Everyday Life, Work

Our Friend Em

Sep24
2008
Rob Written by Rob

I also wanted to take a quick moment here to mention that our friend Emily is having some fairly serious surgery in a few days. For those of you who made it to the wedding, you may remember her – Em was the groomsgirl, the lovely woman in the black dress standing with me and the Best Man at the ceremony.

Anyway, I’m sure she’ll be fine, but it is a serious deal. So please join us in keeping her in our thoughts. Thanks.

Posted in Family and Friends
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