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Blasted Insomnia

Dec03
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

The blankets are making me hot.

Now I’m cold.

Is the cat still inside?

I hear Rob snoring.

I can’t sleep.

There’s not enough room with 2 cats, me and Rob.

The dog is snoring.

I can’t sleep.

I’m going to be 35.  35.

That sounds old.

Maybe I’m pregnant and don’t know it.

How can Rob sleep right now?

I want to smother him with a pillow.

I want to get up and grade papers.

There’s so much to do before the 19th.  The 19th.

We’re having a party the 19th.

We have so much to do.

Cleaning. Organizing.  Cleaning.

Recipes to look over.

We need a maid.

And a gardener.

If he snores again I’m going to elbow him.

My legs are twitchy.

Sigh.

I need to start putting money in my TSA again.

I CANNOT SLEEP.

Wuv, Twooo Wuv

Dec01
2008
Rob Written by Rob

The chicken casserole’s dripping in the oven, the kitchen’s full of smoke, I’m trying to stoke a difficult fire in the fireplace, and the dog just threw up in gigantic, toxic puddles. And we’re eating cookies.

Ah, may-wage… the dweam within a dweam..

Ugh. Monday. Vacation Over.

Dec01
2008
Rob Written by Rob

God, the list of things we did not want to be doing today:

Getting up at 6am.
Getting out of bed at all.
Going out in the cold, damp morning to get the paper and let the dog pee.
Cleaning after the pets before sunrise.
Driving to work in cold fog.
Taking trash out at sunrise, because today’s trash day and I was too lazy to do it last night.
Grading papers tonight that should have been done over vacation.
Finishing client work today that should have been done over vacation.
Trying to stay awake enough to deal with a gaggle of teenagers.
Trying to stay awake enough to avoid middle-aged Floridian dog trainers who want a budget project.
Paying bills.
Washing weekend dishes.
Eating bad school cafeteria pizza because there wasn’t anything handy today to pack for lunch.
Navigating office politics.
Deflecting a half dozen telemarketers and bill collectors (who have the wrong people).
Having to finagle the cat from under the Christmas tree to give him his meds.
Having to go to the store this afternoon to buy stuff for chicken casserole.
Knowing that most of her students BS’ed and/or cheated their way – incompetently – through their last quiz.
Being on her feet all day.
Having laundry to finish.

That sorta thing. I’m sure you have your list, too.


[Ed. – We’ve been asked by a few friends/R&K readers what we’d like this Christmas. I’ve just created a new post category for Gift Ideas; I figure it’s at least a little less crass than just posting a “gimme” list online. And BTW, we’re doing our holiday shopping as well now, so we hope that we know what you want this year!]

Thanksgiving

Nov28
2008
Rob Written by Rob

So we’ve just finished getting all the holiday stuff up in the house: the tree, ornaments, stuff on the walls, pretty much everything except the outdoor lights. Right now we’re watching TV and waiting for the pizza guy to show up with dinner. Later we’ll probably get a fire going in the fireplace.

This was my first Thanksgiving in Modesto. The big family Thanksgiving is a pretty new experience for me; my family in Florida was only four people, and in recent years it’s been a real effort to get everyone in the same place at once for dinner. We’d eat, enjoy each other’s company, maybe watch a DVD, and then all go break in our separate directions.

Thanksgiving among the Taylor/Jepson (and now West Coast Warren) clan is a very different experience. This is the big California family gathering of the year, over thirty people packed into the Jepsons’ house eating food and watching football and playing Scrabble or dominos for most of the day. It was a lot of fun – many of the relatives from the wedding made it, including Andy Taylor, the pastor who married us. We all drank the patented Jepson fruit punch and ate super-rich coconut/chocolate/graham cracker cookies and got loud over a cutthroat match of the Mexican Train Dominos Game That Would Not End.

Last Thanksgiving, I was still in Florida. We were newly engaged and planning my early December move to California; my first Taylor/Jepson holiday was Christmas ’07. This year I kind of feel like (along with Shelley Taylor) in the sophomore class rather than rolling in again as a green freshman. It’s still a bit intimidating, navigating through such a large group, but it was a lot of fun.

We both hope you all had a good Thanksgiving and are spending the rest of the weekend relaxing and just generally enjoying being wherever you are. We’ll have some photos up soon of the living room, done up with all the decorations – we’ve gotten it all pretty festive now.

In case I haven’t said so lately, thanks to everyone in the Jepson/Taylor clan who have done so much in the last year to adopt me into their family. It’s a good place to be and I’m enjoying it a lot.

(By the way, sorry I haven’t written for a while. Our copywriting business has been having a record November, and so I’ve been spending almost every spare minute doing client work. It’s been left up to Kristi to keep R&K going by herself, lately. Busy is good, but busy does make a guy tired.)

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