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Board Games!

Nov30
2008
Rob Written by Rob

God, I hadn’t owned a board game – a real, honest-to-God board game – pretty much since I’d moved out on my own. Video games? Sure. Plenty of them. But an old fashioned, sit around the table, sneak-a-bill-from-the-bank board game? Not in many, many, many years. And lately I’ve been wanting to own a few.

And not the ultramodern battery-operated quadruple-licensed Christmas toy, but classic games. The classic games Kristi and I and my brother and a whole bunch of us all grew up with. Hanging out playing games at Thanksgiving just brought it back to mind again.

So anyway, last night the holiday block fair wrapped up and we got our street back again, and we had a nice fire going and Sam started looking at us with that “Didn’t you forget something tonight, people?” look that typically means he’s hungry. Oops: I went to go fill his bowl only to discover that we were completely out of dog food. We needed to make a late evening Target run.

We can never just go into Target, buy one thing and leave. It’s not possible.

And so.. we came home with board games! A deluxe Scrabble set, a dominos kit (the same that we were playing on Thursday) and this way-cool Risk set. Check that out. Attractive wooden case. Compact set. Best of all, it’s a replica of the original 1959 set, with the same rulebook and board and wooden block army markers and everything. Now I just have to remember how the hell to play it.

Seems that Target has an exclusive deal with Hasbro to retail a whole series of these classic games. Risk. Monopoly. Clue. Stratego. Yahtzee. I could even have sworn I saw a Sorry game on the shelf. And all of them the original vintage editions of the games.

I so want this whole series.

Posted in Gift Ideas

Michael Crichton, Dead At 66

Nov05
2008
Rob Written by Rob

While we’re all still reeling from the election results, another story caught my eye today. Author Michael Crichton died yesterday of cancer at age 66. Wow; Crichton was one of my youthful inspirations to become a writer. He practically invented the technothriller genre with books like The Andromeda Strain and Jurassic Park (which I still think was his masterpiece). Few do it as well, and almost none better.

Reading that makes me feel like did in 2001 when I heard that Douglas Adams died. Another talent lost.

Posted in Current Events

Weird Movies

Nov03
2008
Rob Written by Rob

Much to her dismay at times, Kristi married a movie nut – made worse by his preference for flicks that are, well, just weird. I can’t help it. I love movies to begin with, an addiction that goes back to working weekends by myself in a server room with nothing much to do except wait for things to break, while watching an endless parade of movies on my portable DVD player.

The weird movies aren’t supposed to be taken literally. They hit the human condition from an oblique angle, coming up a take on human truth that would be obscured by a more conventional story. That’s what makes really good fantasy fiction – not in the furry-hobbit-ring-quest sense, but instead stories that are speculative and weird and a little like looking at the world through a funhouse mirror. You get the Alice In Wonderland effect. Everything is a bit off, a bit shifted, but the human condition is thrown into a sharper light for it.

Some of my all-time favorite weird movies:

Stranger Than Fiction. A rut-bound IRS auditor (Will Farrell, in a surprisingly serious role) starts hearing a woman’s voice (Emma Thompson) in his head, narrating his life in the third person – and before long, forecasting his imminent death. His only means of avoiding this fate is, with the help of a local lit professor (Dustin Hoffman), to unravel the dynamics of the voice’s “story”. Great movie for English lit geeks.

Brazil. What can I say, it’s a Terry Gilliam flick about a 1984-esque UK, the socially oppressive nature of bureaucracy, and the profound self-delusional power of the human spirit. And bad plastic surgery.

Pi – Faith In Chaos. Darren Aronofsky’s (Requiem For A Dream, The Fountain) debut indie film about a math genius, obsessed with finding a steady numerical pattern underlying the stock market, who gets a lot more than he bargained for when he finds it.

A Scanner Darkly. The best Philip K. Dick adaptation ever made. In a U.S. under constant, all-pervading government surveillance, an undercover narcotics cop – hopelessly addicted to a nasty new street drug called Substance D – is tasked with investigating a D addict who may be deeply connected in the drug’s distribution network. The suspect: him.

Primer. The smartest time travel film I’ve ever seen. A couple of suburban Apple-esque garage hackers accidentally invent a limited form of time travel, and use – and abuse – it the way most average modern real-life suburbanites would. Incredibly smart movie, one you’ll have to see at least twice before really appreciating what the hell is going on. Brilliant, brilliant indie flick.

I Heart Huckabees. This one’s just too bizarre for words. An extremely odd movie about corporate conventionalism, featuring “existential detectives” played by Dustin Hoffman and Lily Tomlin. Great film, just way weird.

And probably my favorite all-time weird movie..

Bubba HoTep. Okay, follow me on this one.

Elvis Presley (Bruce Campbell) didn’t die in 1977 – that was a damned good Elvis impersonator who swapped lives with Elvis, leaving Presley to live a happy, carefree and unentangled life as an anonymous performer again. Then the real Elvis lost the only proof that he was the real Elvis. Then he broke his hip and ended up in a nursing home in rural Texas, old and bitter and regretful and unbelieved by everyone, trapped forever in the life of an Elvis impersonator. The only one who believes his story is John F. Kennedy – an elderly black resident who insists that the government dyed him black and has part of his brain in a jar in Washington.

When a cursed Egyptian mummy invades their nursing home, only Elvis and JFK – unbelieved and generally considered highly dotty – are left in position to fight it.

Bubba HoTep is my all-time favorite weird movie, just because it’s an entirely insane story idea (based on a novella by Joe R. Lansdale) and has no business working – but it does. And well. What would otherwise be just a goofball idiotic Elvis monster romp actually becomes a highly poignant story about aging, regrets, and reflections on fame, courage and life.

You guys got any over-the-top weird movies that you love and could recommend?

Posted in Everyday Life

Whew

Mar08
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

The quarter ended yesterday and I had so much to get graded this weekend. I’ve been a horrible slacker about getting anything done for school so today was my day to buckle down. Rob is always helpful of me when I’m behind the 8 ball and is gracious enough to help me tabulate scores and record keep. I’d be lost without him.

We went out for dinner to get a break and when we returned home, we popped in a movie for a few hours so I could at least focus. But then, after the movie was over? I turned on the TV and my favorite movie EVER was on. Even better? It’s on BACK TO BACK. I can totally die a happy woman. I’ve seen it a million times but today, I just enjoyed seeing it again, even with commercial interruption. The only down side is it makes me so homesick for London, for the English countryside.

We selected the menu for the wedding on Thursday and I’m quite happy with how things are coming together. We’ve had to rearrange when our rehearsal is though because the country club is having a huge golf tournament on the 4th. So we’re bumped back a day but it seems like everyone’s going to be able to make it. All we need now is my dress to arrive and I can breathe a bit easier.

Posted in Wedding, Work
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