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National Night Out

Aug06
2008
Rob Written by Rob

Here’s something else I’d never heard of – or, at least, never heard of anyone actually doing – when I lived in Orlando: National Night Out.

I come from Orlando, Florida, a city dramatically different from Modesto or anywhere else so far I’ve visited in California. Orlando’s always been a city of crime, transients and temporary living, and over the last ten years has gotten so much worse. Guns. Drugs. Gangs. A ridiculous number of rapes, murders and other violent crimes. People disappear with disturbing regularity. There are home invasions. Random violence. At least the serial killers tend to stick to the Daytona area.

You may have seen the ongoing media circus about Casey and Caylee Anthony. Orlando. What you’re not hearing is that this kind of stuff happens there every day. CQPress ranked Orlando as the 11th most dangerous city in the United States in 2007. Happiest place on Earth!

A huge part of the problem there is that very few people have any vested interest in where they live. It’s a fast food, Big Gulp, apartment rental, day labor town. People move there, stay for a few years, leave again. It’s an anonymous, faceless place of strangers. And so, when crime rolls into your neighborhood in Orlando, you mainly keep to yourself and just hope it stays out of your yard – which, with a little luck, it will long enough to let you move to one of the gated and walled enclaves of Lake Mary or Maitland.

I love living now where people actually know their neighbors. Where neighborhoods actually band together and fight back. Where people actually give a royal damn about where they live and whether it’ll be a decent place to live ten years from now – rather than just whether or not the local rat-themed amusement park is happy and profitable.

We went out for National Night Out last night, had a wonderful time hanging out with our neighbors. Ate food, joked. Compared notes and gossiped. The cops and fire department both came out to say hello and to let the kids play with the sirens.

National Night Out is a great idea. If more communities did it, we’d have less places like today’s Orlando.

Posted in Everyday Life

Bad, Bad American

Mar23
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

Last night, we were watching something on TV and these ads for the USO kept coming on. I get easily irritated by repeat commercials and usually, we end up mocking them. Now, please don’t be offended by the rest of this post, especially if you are a flag waving American. As a repatriated expat, I’m hardly a flag waver. I don’t even like saying the Pledge of Allegiance at school. But I digress.

The ad we saw was for sending care packages to our troops overseas and how the USO makes a difference to those serving. And that led to a snide repartee between us about what we would send in a well-intentioned care package from someone in the Midwest with a lot of crap to give away to some needy soldier.

  • a Gideon Bible
  • a Reader’s Digest from 2006
  • Avon lotion
  • a single blade disposable razor
  • Spanish language tapes
  • one AA battery of questionable charge
  • mechanical pencils, sans lead
  • a pencil sharpener without the razor blades (you can’t mail sharps overseas!!)
  • a crocheted scarf and mittens (matching and preferably purple)
  • Christmas ornament hooks
  • circle dot stickers used for price tags at yard sales (varying colors)
  • a mostly dry Sharpie
  • a Spring Break 1996 t-shirt (from Daytona Beach and made of netting)
  • expired coupons for Pampers
  • a box of paper clips
  • blank CDs
  • ungummed envelopes
  • a subscription to Prevention
  • king sized flannel sheets (Iraq is cold in December!)
  • a 500 count pack of emery boards
  • a Budweiser mirror
  • a copy of “The Deer Hunter” on Betamax

Yes, we are bad. We are unpatriotic. We mock TV. We will probably burn in hell. But let’s face it, the ridiculous nature of the war, the ongoing election hullabaloo is tiresome. As unnecessary as our own care package may be, we pray it ends soon.

Until they all come home

Posted in Everyday Life

Lights Out Everybody

Feb27
2008
Rob Written by Rob

So yesterday afternoon I get a call from our friend Em in Orlando. I’d had a busy day and hadn’t checked the news, so that was the first I’d heard about the massive power outage Tuesday in Florida.

Man oh man. All the way from Miami up to Tampa on the west, and all the way to Jax on the east. And all (apparently, according to Florida Power and Light) caused when a fire took down a Miami substation. The station went down and others tried – and failed – to take up the slack. Even the nuclear plant at Turkey Point shut down, in a cascading grid failure that took out power to millions of people statewide.

I’ve been ranting on this all day. It was 75 degrees in Miami on Tuesday afternoon, and somehow the grid was stretched so far to capacity that a single local substation failure shut down half the state. When I left, monthly power bills had been going steadily up ever since the grid got smashed by four hurricanes in 2004. FP&L and Progress Energy prorated the repair costs over the next several years. So what, did they fix it with cut-up Coke cans and rubber cement? Why in the name of everything good and holy was the grid at capacity in LATE FEBRUARY, AT 75 DEGREES?!

It’s scary that the Florida power grid is that fragile. It’s always been a bit flaky, with the power going out locally with every daily 4pm thunderstorm. But what happens this summer when oil’s trading at $150/barrel, the daytime temperature is averaging 98 degrees and the humidity is over 80%?

Even better: what happens if Florida gets hit by a serious hurricane this fall?

Grumble grumble grumble. The state’s just going straight to hell, it is. And mainly because it’s full of shortsighted, self-interested people who don’t get the relationship between cause and effect. I wonder if it’s still going to be the happiest place on Earth in five years when half the place is in foreclosure, the school system is funded mainly by bake sales and the most popular energy source is a bicycle generator.

It just makes me mad. That blackout should never have happened. Stupid, stupid, stupid.

Posted in Family and Friends
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