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The Dresser; Part the Eighteenth

Oct19
2009
Kristi Written by Kristi

The dresser completed its final trek today, arriving into our guest room late this afternoon.  We spent the last few days stripping, sanding, staining, varnishing.  Rob had never attempted to refinish furniture before but I spent the summer of 2001 refinishing my hardwood floors by hand and my dresser’s top when I came home from England in 2006.  My dad had the space and all the tools so when we returned from Oregon, we unloaded the dresser there, instead of in our garage.

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The dresser was left by the prior owner of Rob’s parents’ first home and they moved it to Florida with them in the late 70s.  It shuffled between Rob and his brother and when we moved the last of Rob’s things to California, the dresser went back to his parents for safe keeping until we could get it back here.  When Chris moved to Oregon, he brought it with him and we brought it home from Eugene.

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There was extensive damage to the finish from stickers, contact paper, and broken veneer.  We spent the first day stripping with a chemical stripper and sanding.  Lacquer thinner was applied between sandings to get rid of all the sticky gunk.  Rob learned how to use a sander and he’s becoming quite handy in the workshop.  At the end of the first day, we had chosen a color and stained everything.  It was starting to come together.

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Posted in Diversions, House and Yard

Tricky Kitty

Oct16
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Well, the dresser is coming along quite well. We’ve been very happy with its progress. Sanded down, we managed to get all the gunk off it – at least 40 years of polish, dirt, oil, adhesive (from both childhood stickers and contact paper), gouges from where the miscellaneous 4-year-old choose to claim a drawer for his own, and even cat hair that got itself stuck in the mess. Once we got all of it off, underneath we found that it was really a very attractive oak veneer over a sturdy plywood frame. We’re just amazed at how well it’s cleaning up.

Now the dresser’s been stained in a dark oak color and yesterday we put the first coat of polyurethane on. Today we go back to the workshop, sand it again, and apply a second layer. And then tomorrow we go do it again. Once that final layer dries, we’re done and ready to bring our dresser to its new home in our guest room. Photos coming soon.

The hardware is going to be a bit tricky. Three of the four drawers have lower lip pulls rather than handle hardware; you open those drawers by reaching underneath them and pulling them open via a groove in the wood. The top drawer, though, is outfitted with two metal handles (aluminum? steel? your guess is as good as ours – originally it was a brass finish), and their screw placements are nonstandard – 2 inches, apparently common decades ago but highly difficult to replace now. So instead of hunting around for replacement hardware, we’re instead going to try to refinish the original handles; if that doesn’t work, we’ll try to paint them.

I searched around on the Web and tripped over some references to Rub n Buff, a metallic finish used in arts and crafts. The website I read said that we could find it over at Michaels, and that they made it in dozens of different styles – tarnished brass, several different gold-color finishes, silver and pewter, etc. Seemed the ticket, so off to Michael’s we went yesterday to pick up some. If we could find it, we’d give it a shot with the handles sometime this weekend.

Now I’m going to take you on a tangent completely unrelated to the dresser. So bear with me.

Michael’s is a store heavily loaded down with crap even on a good day. With holidays coming up – particularly Halloween – the usual high junk level spikes into OH-MY-GOD-ARE-YOU-KIDDING-ME territory, and you’re left just to marvel in amazement at the products that not only people dream up, but actually manage to get through budgeting, production and finally market distribution.

And so, I humbly present for your consideration: Tricky Kitty.

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It’s a plastic cat. That poops jelly beans.

Seriously: there’s a chute. Appropriately located. And jelly beans come out. Brown jelly beans.

The tagline on the package reads, “His Trick Is To Leave A Treat!”

Now here’s the scary part: go do a Google search for “poops jelly beans” and see what comes up. Turns out there’s a whole genre of cheap toys made based on the simple concept of an animal of some sort that poops jelly beans. Birds. Pigs. Easter bunnies. I’m sure Santa is out there somewhere.

This is what Google has brought to us. Cheap metal finishing products, and jelly beans pooped at command. Thank you, oh Great God Google!

Posted in Everyday Life, Gift Ideas

The Studio

Mar30
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Kristi and I met just a few days before my 36th birthday. I was living in Winter Park, Florida, having a decent year in the business, but I was feeling a general sense of fatigue. Both professional and in my life in general. I was tired. And the one thing I decided to do with my birthday was to pack up my laptop, drive down to the corner Starbucks, park myself and try my best to write a damned short story. While I’ve started over twenty stories (and buried them in the bottom of a file cabinet) since embarking on full time writing, it’d been over five years since I actually completed one. And even of the ones I did finish in 2002, only two did I ever feel was worth a damn.

This was heavy on my mind that day for some reason; probably it was just the sense of escaping time and wondering if I’d already wasted the best opportunities life would offer me. I’d started down this long, weird road many years ago because I wanted to write fiction for a living, and business copywriting was the pragmatic stepping stone towards that goal – a practical way to pay the bills writing professionally while I worked on the longer dream. I’ve done well by it. But I never intended to be copywriting for the rest of my life.

I didn’t get a story written that day, instead sitting in front of the laptop for three hours daydreaming and reworking the same three paragraphs over and over again. I found myself increasingly more focused on the words themselves. Sentence flows. Marriage of verb and subject, action and reaction, transition and narration. And ended up wondering if basically eight years as a copywriter had ruined me for writing anything longer than 100 words.

I never in my wildest imagination could have considered on that 36th birthday that I’d just met my wife. Or that very shortly every assumption, every plan, every consideration, every ambition, every priority and every value I possessed would shortly be rocked. Or that less than two years later I’d be sitting with my lovely wife on a secluded rock shelf, feet dangling over the edge, watching otters playing in the Pacific – and reflecting on how often the big obstacles in life aren’t what they appear to be. That when you climb over and past the stone rock face that chases away the tourists, something better and rarer and more significant may lay beyond.

Anyway. In the last six months or so, since liberating my manual typewriter from Florida, I’ve felt a pull back towards those keys. It was on that typewriter I wrote and finished those short stories years ago. I’ve never had writers block on a manual typewriter – it’s always been the ideal creative instrument for me. The problem is, it makes noise and drives the pets and the lovely wife insane, so I can’t do anything with it in the house. Over these recent months, my mind has drawn more and more frequently to the garage.

After making damned sure that Kristi didn’t mind, I set up shop last week, with a makeshift desk (made from wooden planks laid over Sam’s dog crate) and some cobbled bric-a-brac and a swivel chair stolen from the office. And so lately I’ve been sneaking away to this little studio when I need to unplug for a bit and just be creative, without the impulse to check email or worry about the monthly billables or be focused on this marketing campaign or that month’s email newsletter project.

I’m just very grateful to have such an understanding wife. I know she doesn’t really get why a manual typewriter has the pull it does on me (“Why don’t you just write with a quill pen and an inkwell?”) but she’s content to indulge me.

At least most of the time. She does get annoyed when I’m out editing a manuscript when I’m supposed to be helping with the laundry.

The studio:

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Posted in Everyday Life, Work

The Tape That Binds

Feb02
2009
Rob Written by Rob

So lately my laptop has been annoying me.

Not the laptop itself. My machine is a nice little Toshiba I bought a few years ago with a chunk of first quarter money; it runs Red Hat Linux, has all the upgrades and customizations I need and is pretty well tied in to the rest of the house network. Even when I’m working in the office – sitting at my desk, in front of the two big flatscreen monitors that serve as my office workstation display – the laptop is still folded open in front of them. The laptop is a trusty friend. It’s the thing hanging off the laptop that’s been annoying me: my portable hard drive that contains all the business files, connected to the laptop via USB cable. Wherever the laptop goes, there’s the hard drive, hanging off the end and looking for a place to comfortably rest while I’m working.

So anyway, I got tired of messing with it and tucking it out of the way. We got down to Office Depot to pick up some early year tax deductions and I bought some heavy duty velcro tape. Some tape on the laptop, some tape on the underside of the hard drive, a little extra tape for a cable restraint.. and TADA! The hard drive and USB cable are now mounted securely and snugly to the lid of my laptop! And the best part is, if and when I want to unmount it, it’s velcro!

It appeals to the geek in me, velcro’ing things to my laptop. Now I’m looking at the digital recorder and the office phone. Contemplating what I can velcro to the office monitors. To the office white board.

I could probably velcro something to the cat. It’d be an easy way to keep his meds handy, and we still have plenty of this stuff left.

Sunday morning we decided to take a short road trip to nearby Knight’s Ferry, a local Gold Rush town that is now a charming little historical side spot along the Stanislaus River. We’d gone out to do some site research for some upcoming writing projects. Brought the dog, the digital recorder, a handful of things.. and of course we brought along the GPS, suctioned to the windshield and cabled to the car’s lighter. The cable runs down the dash and over and around.

I looked at the cable, thinking. “You know hon – I know the perfect way to keep that cable out of the way.”

“SHUT. UP. IF. YOU. WANT. TO. LIVE.”

“We can strap it right to the side like this..”

“I’m serious.”

“We’ve got plenty left.”

“God give me strength.”

Posted in Everyday Life, Travel, Work
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