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Being Walked

Jan28
2008
Rob Written by Rob

Sam likes walks. He likes walks a lot.

Cats don’t get walks. They sit around a lot and then go blasting around the house in the middle of the night. So dog walking as a firsthand concept is fairly new for me; before I adopted the cats a few years back, I’d never had pets. So Sam – all 120 lbs of him – is my first hard experience in regular day-to-day dog caretaking.

Most of it is actually easier than cats. Food and water and ear scratches, and the rest of it is energy management. Sam gets wound up, and when a dog his size gets charged to full, he tends to be the center of attention. So lately I’ve been doing a lot of preemptive walking, just to keep his battery from overcranking.

We’ve got the route mapped out. It’s about two miles around the neighborhood, up and down a couple hills, through a park and past Scott Peterson’s house and past the crazy old lady who runs out of her house screaming “cat sanctuary” whenever we walk by, trekking down Hit-and-Run Avenue and finally turning the corner back towards Santa Ana. It’s a nice hike, but lately I’ve been noticing that our energy management plan is backfiring.

We failed to consider that all the exercise might make Sam a fitter dog.

Kristi’s noticed that his waist is returning. So has his stamina. Usually Sam starts knocking out about halfway through the walk; yesterday he didn’t tire out at all. Instead he virtually dragged me along behind him for two miles. By the time we got back home, I was soaked in sweat and was tired and my feet hurt and Sam was looking to me and Kristi with a look that said, “So when we doing the REAL workout??”

So who knows, maybe Sam will take me for a walk again this afternoon. Lord knows I could use the exercise.

Posted in Everyday Life

Bits and Bobs

Jan05
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

The last few weeks of vacation have been a welcome distraction from the busy days of working.  I’ve gotten my dress, the bridesmaid dresses, the menu for the rehearsal dinner, paid the florist.  We’ve been busy enough that the days have gone by quickly and yet, I’m not ready to go back to work on Monday.

Let’s see.  What else?  Ah, the animals.  Samson is starting to assert his authority over Ruca and Tuck has taken refuge on the bed.  Tuck’s favorite spot for a long time was under the Christmas tree but with that so rudely taken away, he’s enjoying the joys of the bed.  He sleeps at my feet most nights and  only wakes me up after the sun comes up.  My fears about Tuck have melted away, mostly because he hasn’t scratched me or hissed at me since they arrived.  We’ve also started bathroom bonding.

See, Tuck is sick so his instincts are a bit screwy.  He won’t use the litter box so he adopted the bathroom tile floor as his designated spot to do his business.  I’d rather him wee there than all over the hardwood floors.  Sort of the lesser of 2 evils and all that.  But I digress.  Now that Tuck has his little place, he likes to have company, namely ME!  Anytime I go in to use the bathroom, he trots in behind me and does his business.  Not so bad because I just call Rob in to do clean up when I’m done.  The worst part?  The shower.

Tuck has this weird thing about water.  He climbs in the shower.  He drinks only super fresh water.  He’ll play in the toilet if we leave the lid up.  I think he’s part spaniel.  And now that we’ve got this bathroom thing going on, anytime I get in the shower, it’s Tuck’s cue to leave a surprise on the floor.  A smelly surprise.  And trust me, it smells.  Rob’s usually good about coming in, cleaning it up and spraying air freshener before the odor wafts over the shower curtain but a lot of the time, I only know it’s there where the smell hits me.  Not exactly what anyone wants to get a whiff of when bathing. Here’s the really fun part.  Tuck only does this when I’m in the shower.  When Rob’s in there?  He’ll wait just on the edge of the tub, hoping to duck his head in there and lick the faucet.
Rob keeps telling me that cats make associations with people.  I have a good idea what Tuck associates with me.  I only wish it wasn’t with his first poop of the day.

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Eugene

Dec30
2007
Rob Written by Rob

“Get me my Maglight.”

“Where is it, hon?”

“Basket by the bed, under some books.”

.. padpadpadpad..

“Find it?”

“Yeah, it’s here.”

Click. Lots of peering into the murky depths.

“Man. That’s disgusting.”

“Yeah, I know. This sink’s never drained right.. one more thing we can thank the last owners for. I don’t even want to think about what’s down there.”

The drain plug lever assembly has already been mostly taken out; an accidental slip of the pliers dropped part of the assembly down into the S-pipe. The pipe will have to be pulled to get it back out, but that’s a job for another night.

“Well anyway, the drain plug’s off. Maybe, what? Baking soda and vinegar? Is that what Kim and Aggie would do at this point?”

Quick kiss. He’s been paying attention!

“Guess we could try.”

“I’m going to go Google it. Maybe there’s some sort of exotic combination of ketchup, salt and lemon juice that unclogs a drain.”

“Okay, babe.. go consult the Great God Google.”

.. padpadpadpad ..

“Find anything?”

“Baking soda and vinegar.”

.. padpadpadpad ..

Lots of acids and bases dumped down the drain. Lots of elaborate fizzing action.

“Babe, I’ve got a longer screwdriver than this.. garage, on the workbench?”

“I’ll get it.”

.. padpadpadpad ..

“This it?”

“Yeah. Man, this is disgusting.”

“The vinegar didn’t do anything?”

“I think we just annoyed it.”

“Run some hot water.”

Hot water pools on the sink bottom. It drains very slowly.

“I’m gonna plunge it, hon. This is going to get messy.”

He grabs the toilet plunger and aggressively attacks the drain, sending water spray and bits of black goo everywhere.

“Well, we’re getting some of it.”

“This is disgusting, babe.”

More violent plunging. More black bits come loose, and then a small, hairy goo gob.

“Got some of it, hon. Keep going?”

“Guess so. No, wait.. hold on.”

She starts digging again in the drain with the long screwdriver. She latches onto something.

“Hey – I think I got it.”

“You’re kidding. You got it?”

“I’m telling you, I think I got it.”

It puts up a fight; it doesn’t want to leave. But finally she pulls it up and out of the drain, accompanied by a sickening thhwaacckk sound.

“Hon, that’s disgusting.”

“It’s pretty big, too. And you can’t tell me that it’s all hair. Last owners were real pigs – and is a drain clog supposed to be that color?”

“Let’s call him Eugene, hon.”

“Fine. But I’m not feeding him.”

eugene.jpg

Posted in Everyday Life

Sam’s New Boo

Dec19
2007
Rob Written by Rob

Sam’s been having it rough lately. Two weeks ago, it was just him and Mom – all the love he wanted (at least, when she was at home), no contests over territory, free run of the house, and a dog door that he liked. Now he’s locked out of the office most of the time. And neither cat likes him, even though he tries hard to be friendly. And the new dog door is just weird.

But the other day, things picked up for Samson. He got a new boo.

It’s plush, about two feet long, purple, shaped like a long wiener dog, and makes noise if he bites it just the right way. My friends Emily (who is now “Aunt Emily” around here) and Jason sent it in a box of Christmas presents for us and the animals, and Sam just absolutely adores it. For the last two days he’s been walking around the house with the toy in his jaws, shaking it and occasionally trying to rip its ears off. He takes it to bed with him. He’s protective; with everything that’s gone on here lately, something’s finally gone his way. Cats forgotten for the moment.. Sam now has much higher priorities than trying to score a pittance of feline appreciation.

Unfortunately, we had to take the boo away from him last night – he’s an “aggressive chewer” (as Kristi puts it) and was starting to do real damage to it. I distracted Sam while Kristi scooped it up and tucked it on top of the fridge. Sam then spent the next hour or so scouring the house for it, desperately trying to figure out where he mislaid it.

We’ll give him the boo back tonight, when we can supervise him while eating dinner and watching TV. Hopefully that’ll stretch out the poor wiener dog’s lifespan by at least a day or two. That’d be nice.

Thanks Aunt Em!

Sam and Boo 1

Sam and Boo 2

Tuck had his, too. Em packed a couple catnip mice in the box and we got them out and put away fast.. the cats will have those on Christmas. But Tuck knew that smell. He knew there had to be catnip in there!

Tuck In Box

Posted in Everyday Life, Gift Ideas
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