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Game Changing

Jul23
2009
Rob Written by Rob

I think we’re going to have to close registration here on R&K temporarily. If you’ve registered very recently, we apologize – recent events (last 24 hours) are quickly proving to be significant game changers, and the truth is that suddenly there’s a lot about the most significant issues in our lives that we can’t talk about here. Plain out, can’t talk about.

We have to gather our wits further and discuss how best to move forward. It’ll probably be at least next week before we know enough to make the right decisions regarding how to handle new registrations.

In the meantime, I still owe you guys a look at our new bathroom. There’s also an update on Monkey and some other things to chatter about, as soon as I get the time to sit down and write about them. So please stick around – we’re not going anywhere.

Shooting

Jul15
2009
Rob Written by Rob

We had a little neighborhood drama here the other day.

Late Monday morning, Kristi and I were standing in the kitchen trying to get Tuck to eat. This year has been real up and down with him; the latest cycle has been down. Since about the start of July he’s been losing weight again and we’ve had to encourage him to eat and drink. We think that maybe we’ve turned the corner on this cycle again – he’s had a couple progressively better days – so we still have hope for him.

Anyway, we’re standing in the kitchen talking and three loud bangs rip through the air. For a moment we just stand there looking at each other. “What was THAT?”, Kristi asks. And I’m thinking, I suppose someone could be firing off leftover firecrackers. “They were too far apart for firecrackers,” Kristi says. “That was gunfire.”

Turns out she was right. About two blocks away from our house, out along the main street that runs through our neighborhood, a man and his girlfriend were walking down the sidewalk with their baby in a stroller. Someone pulled up alongside them in a silver Honda, fired three rounds, hit the guy square in the chest, and then sped off. The girlfriend and baby were all right, though one of the rounds went through the stroller; media reports suggest that the bullet hole missed the baby by about six inches. The guy who was shot is still alive (at this writing) and in the hospital.

The good news is that the police found the guy, and it doesn’t seem to be either random violence or gang related. There have been several gang-related shootings in nearby neighborhoods since the 4th of July, mostly over in the high crime airport area. We have our share of weirdness over here, but La Loma is a pretty quiet, nice neighborhood – the idea of a gang shooting so close to home isn’t something many of us here want to contemplate. Seriously, around the corner and two streets down: that’s how close it was.

In other news, we used some of Kristi’s off time to make some big improvements to the bathroom. As soon as I get a chance I’ll take some pics and update here – we repainted, put up new shelves, new lights, new baseboards, lots of other things. It’s almost a whole new room. Stay tuned.

Posted in Current Events, House and Yard

What I Did On My Summer Vacation..

Jun16
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Sorry it’s been a little while since the last entry. We’ve had our hands full in the last couple of weeks. It continues to be a isn’t-real-life-fun kinda year.

This weekend we saw Up in the theater. We haven’t gone out to the movies together much in the past; last time was Wall-E during our honeymoon last year, and the time before that was Bourne Ultimatum when Kristi visited me for the first time in Florida. The general range of crap that hits the big screen every year makes it easy not to go. But Pixar.. we had to go.

Up is a beautiful, charming, sweet, and hilarious film. It’s basically about an old man named Carl who faces an empty, purposeless existence when his wife and childhood friend Ellie dies. A balloon salesman at a zoo, Carl’s greatest regret is that he and Ellie never managed to pursue their big childhood dream: to venture into the untamed wilds of South America and build a house atop the majestic and legendary Paradise Falls. Life simply always got in the way. Now Carl’s alone in their house, facing a forced relocation to a retirement home while a large corporation prepares to bulldoze the house to build a commercial center.

Rather than be taken away, Carl decides to take the trip of his and Ellie’s dreams – by floating the house away to Paradise Falls under the canopy of thousands of balloons. There’s only one snag: when the house takes off, Carl’s got an accidental stowaway. Russell, an annoying 8-year-old Wilderness Explorer in search of his final merit badge (for “assisting the elderly”), gets caught on Carl’s front porch as it lifts for the heavens.

There’s a lot more to the story than that, including talking dogs, a famed but mysteriously lost explorer, blimps and a bird named Kevin. But again, Pixar nailed it out of the park. I think it’s Pixar’s funniest one so far; the comedic timing is nearly flawless. But Up is also an incredibly touching story. Remember that final moment in Monsters Inc. – Sully and the door? Nearly all of Up is like that (unsurprising, considering Up was directed by the same guy who did Monsters). Expect heartstrings, laughs and tears. The film’s brilliant, more than worth the cost and hassle of catching it in the theater.

General news update after the jump.

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Posted in Diversions, Work

Equilibrium in Oscillation

Jun02
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Back in my sysadmin tech days, I learned the one immutable truth about planned operations: there is always a bottleneck in the process somewhere. You can’t avoid it, ever. The “bottleneck” is the eye of the needle; it’s the one engineering factor that keeps the system from running the way you want it to. It could be lack of processor power, or maybe the hard drives don’t pass data fast enough. Maybe the software needs to be more efficient. No matter what you do, however, there is always one single point that’s holding up the show; all you can do is fix it, open up the bottleneck, and sit and wait until the next one manifests itself. And step by step, you get stronger.

Seen that way, bottlenecks are good things. They’re reality’s way of improving itself, of telling us what needs to be done next. They keep us on track. So as frustrating as they can be at time, I welcome bottlenecks. They keep me sharp.

With my copywriting business over the years, the bottleneck has always been one of two things: bringing clients in, or getting deliverables out. Either I can’t bring in enough client work to fill productive capacity, or I’m overloaded and can’t get deliverables out fast enough to accommodate all the clients I can pull in. So pretty much from day one, life has consisted of solving those two problems, over and over again, finding better ways to do it each time. Back and forth, back and forth. Equilibrium in oscillation. Life in a nutshell.

Early this year, the problem was rounding up clients. Now we’re back to productive capacity again, usually the easier of the two problems to solve, because the solution can usually be found somewhere in technology. The client end, you’re dealing with people, and human beings are harder to work around than machines. But lately I’ve been sorting through my software libraries and rearranging my lineup of writing-related utilities, trying to find a better combination of tools than the ones I’ve been using.

I think I’ve finally found a killer combination: FreeMind, an excellent “mind mapping” software package, and TextRoom, a minimalist word processor. Both are open source and pretty good quality. FreeMind makes it a snap to analyze client calls, sort research, outline assignment drafts and maintain sophisticated to-do lists; it’s a great organizational tool. TextRoom is perfect for distraction-free writing, especially with its “flow mode” turned on – disabling the backspace and delete keys, forcing you forward and effectively turning it into a digital typewriter. I highly recommend them both.

So anyway, just got one big round of deliverables out, and I’ve got a new client launch call in another hour. Tri-fold brochure for a mortgage broker. Then, most likely, it’s back to solving the client-recruit problem again.

Again, alas, equilibrium in oscillation: the meaning of life.

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