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Working Vacations

Mar25
2008
Rob Written by Rob

So early tomorrow morning, we hit the road for San Diego; we’re heading down to meet Kristi’s cousin Andy, who will be conducting our ceremony in July. It’s going to take most of the day for us to drive down there, a long road trip down most of California. We’ve both been busy today trying to square everything away for the trip.

Kristi’s been on break since Friday. For her, it’s Spring Break – a solid week off, nothing hugely gigantically pressing, a big block of time to relax and recreate before having to go back to work.

The last two days have been interesting around here, because even though she’s home and I’m home and at first glance it seems like we’re home together, the truth is I’m still working. That’s one of the tougher parts of working for yourself in a home office: you’re never entirely at work, and you’re never entirely at home. And you’re never, ever entirely on vacation. And that’s hard on the people around you, because you’re always lugging work along, no matter where you go. The flip side is hard as well – having to remind people that, just because you happen to not be sitting at an office desk, you’re not on a forever vacation.

This lifestyle has posed problems in the past for me in relationships. It’s a hard routine to ask a woman to adapt to, because there’s no clear line for me between my life and my work. One blurs right into the other. Add to that all the other cute little aspects of freelance life – PITA clients, collection issues, fluctuating income, obsessive and often insecure work-related moods, and seasonal workflows – and you end up with a steep curve to get around. It takes a patient, loving, and about all understanding woman to be willing to adapt to that kind of life. You can never simply hop in the car and go home at five; you’re both working and not working all day, every day, every waking minute.

I have to hand it to her. It took me several years to adapt to the life, myself.. and it wasn’t the smoothest of life transitions, I can tell you. Kristi’s mastered much of it in only a few months. We’re both still human beings, which means running into a snag here and there when personal lifestyles collide and one of us needs to be reminded by the other that the name of the game is compromise. But man oh man, it could be so much worse. I’m very grateful that Kristi’s that special kind of woman who can cope with being married to a freelance writer. There aren’t many like her around.

So today I’ve been closed off in the office all day, talking to clients and working to get the last remaining deliverables off my desk. Today it was a call with a Florida coffee company, and finishing up website copy for a company that does financial market forecasting for investors – done and done, it’s all finally off my desk and everything parked until Monday. So now I’m on vacation.

Vacation.

Well, as soon as I check my email again.

And tweak that copy again.

And roll today’s coffee company call to an MP3 file for server storage.

And sort the week’s files on my desk.

And update my client records to reflect this week’s hourly billing.

And do some coding updates on my client management system.

And check email again.

And maybe tweak some copy again.

And.. check email. Again.

(*Kristi stomps in and yanks a fistful of power cables out of the wall*)

Posted in Romance, Work

Bad, Bad American

Mar23
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

Last night, we were watching something on TV and these ads for the USO kept coming on. I get easily irritated by repeat commercials and usually, we end up mocking them. Now, please don’t be offended by the rest of this post, especially if you are a flag waving American. As a repatriated expat, I’m hardly a flag waver. I don’t even like saying the Pledge of Allegiance at school. But I digress.

The ad we saw was for sending care packages to our troops overseas and how the USO makes a difference to those serving. And that led to a snide repartee between us about what we would send in a well-intentioned care package from someone in the Midwest with a lot of crap to give away to some needy soldier.

  • a Gideon Bible
  • a Reader’s Digest from 2006
  • Avon lotion
  • a single blade disposable razor
  • Spanish language tapes
  • one AA battery of questionable charge
  • mechanical pencils, sans lead
  • a pencil sharpener without the razor blades (you can’t mail sharps overseas!!)
  • a crocheted scarf and mittens (matching and preferably purple)
  • Christmas ornament hooks
  • circle dot stickers used for price tags at yard sales (varying colors)
  • a mostly dry Sharpie
  • a Spring Break 1996 t-shirt (from Daytona Beach and made of netting)
  • expired coupons for Pampers
  • a box of paper clips
  • blank CDs
  • ungummed envelopes
  • a subscription to Prevention
  • king sized flannel sheets (Iraq is cold in December!)
  • a 500 count pack of emery boards
  • a Budweiser mirror
  • a copy of “The Deer Hunter” on Betamax

Yes, we are bad. We are unpatriotic. We mock TV. We will probably burn in hell. But let’s face it, the ridiculous nature of the war, the ongoing election hullabaloo is tiresome. As unnecessary as our own care package may be, we pray it ends soon.

Until they all come home

Posted in Current Events

Our Food Rut (and other news)

Mar20
2008
Rob Written by Rob

Around here, we have three dinner recipes that we’ve mastered to high art: chili, a really great chicken casserole, and Pasta And Stuff. The latter is basically whatever pasta we have handy cooked up with whatever’s still in the fridge – usually shrimp, garlic, fresh tomato and lemon juice.

When I moved here, we had a common problem – we both ate like single people. Fast food. Ad hoc burritos made from mashed kidney beans and tortillas. Pasta. Basically, whatever was handiest, cooked the quickest, was easiest to clean up and didn’t cost a whole lot. We both agreed even before I arrived that this practice would not continue: we would fix dinner together and eat at the table like a civilized couple (rather than out of a large Rubbermaid container in front of the TV, as was my former custom). We went through this whole period of digging up recipes and trying things and experimenting, which is how we worked out the casserole recipe. I brought the chili and pasta dishes with me.

So now we’re in a rut. Every day, the question. What do you want for dinner?

I dunno. What do you want for dinner?

Could do a chicken casserole.

I’m tired of chicken casserole, and besides it takes two hours to fix and by then it’ll be seven.

Chili?

In March? I’m tired of chili, too.

Yeah, so am I. Let’s just order pizza.

Okay. Oh, wait: got a better idea. Let’s go to El Rosal. Mexican never gets old.

And this is how it happens that in a house full of food, we find ourselves eating out or ordering in far too often. It costs so much more than just fixing dinner. The problem is that calling Mountain Mikes for a large combo is a five minute decision followed by a thirty second phone call, and then there’s dinner – while the casserole, as good and filling as it is, is indeed a two hour operation.

We need new recipes, new things to try. My parents recently bought us a cookbook (from our Williams Sonoma registry), and lately we’ve been flipping through it. Lots of good stuff. So the quest for the fourth fix-it dinner option continues.

YARD UPDATE: We painted the side backyard wall today, a seven hour job for me and Kristi’s parents. We had to scrape off crumbling old paint (God, was that a mess), prime the whole thing, and then put two coats on. I got eave duty, scraping, priming and painting all the little crannies at the roof line, from atop a ladder; my right arm feels like Jello right now and my left isn’t a whole lot better. Don replaced some rotting boards and installed new board facings along the roof. It took pretty much all day but it’s all finally done and it looks great.. especially considering it’s probably been thirty years or so since those walls have had a makeover, judging by the deterioration of the eave paint and wood. I figure the next job, to be done in a couple week or so, will be Sprinkler Trouble Child #2. Again, big thanks to Don and Kathy today. It’s great to be able to throw a gang at jobs like this.

WEDDING UPDATE: After a bit of a drama, our wrought iron arbor arrived the other day. It’s beautiful; I’m sure we’ll get some photos up soon. We’ll be married under it, and then it’ll find a new home in the backyard as a permanent fixture in our garden.

PHOTO UPDATE: We’ve got photos of the yard taken. They’re still on the camera. Haven’t had time yet to sit down and sort through them together to decide which ones to post. But they’re coming.

Posted in Family and Friends

Eugene’s Evil Twin, Bernard

Mar17
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

After a successful day of sprinkler-ing the yard, I realized I hadn’t eaten much other than an orange and a Frappuchino.  Not exactly a healthy way to spend the day.  By 3:30pm, we were tired, a bit wind burned and really sore.  Rob worked and worked and worked yesterday.  So when my head started to hurt again after my parents left, it was time for a shower and to lay down.  The shower didn’t want to cooperate. By the time I was finished, there was about a foot of water in the tub. 

I laid down, took some meds and prayed the throbbing would go away.  It didn’t and neither did the water in the tub.  By 6:30, Rob had started to unwind playing video games and I was waking up from a nap.  But the water?  It stayed put.  I wandered into the bathroom and noticed it hadn’t gone anywhere.

“Babe?  There’s still water in the bathtub!”  When in doubt, call for help. With the help of our trusty plunger, we tried and tried and tried to get the water to drain.  But Bernard was firmly ensconsed in the drain and unlike Eugene, he wasn’t going anywhere without a fight.

We consulted to great god Google but this time, he failed us.  Without a snake or chemicals to pour down the drain, the plunger was as good as it was going to get.  So we pulled out the big guns and called my dad.  Unfortunately, my dad was in the middle of their Bible study group and couldn’t come over.  It would have to wait until the morning.  Which would mean no showers.  Nice.

We ate dinner and still my head throbbed.  Another Zomig and praying that the burning light wouldn’t sear my retinas.  We were both so exhausted and yet, Bernard mocked us.  More plunging after dinner.  More frustration.  More desperation and finally, I asked Rob to run to the store to buy something for the drain.  When brute force won’t cut it, use caustic chemicals. Bernard would die tonight.

Rob returned from the store, Liquid Plumr in hand.  The bailing out the bathtub began, one red plastic cup at a time, and I pretended my stomach wasn’t rolling in the process.  At least the water was soapy and not full of.. well, you get the idea.  Rob was beyond exasperated at this point and while I’d hit the wall about 4pm, he was running into it full bore in the middle of the biggest battle of the day, Bernard. 

The bathtub, now empty, was ready for chemical intervention.  I hoped this would work because honestly, we can’t afford to pay a plumber right now. 

“How much do we pour in?”

“2 cups.”

“How do you know how much 2 cups is?”

“We are not using measuring cups.”

Sigh. 

Glug, glug.

“Think that’s enough?”

“Let’s wait a few minutes and see if it goes down there.”

Tick, tock. Tick, tock. I was getting restless and the light from the bathroom hurt my eyes.

“Let’s put some more down there just to be sure we did enough.”

“I need to brush my teeth.  It’s almost bedtime.” 

“I’m gonna go get your lunch ready.  This day will not end.”

A mouth full of foam.  Head pounding.  The dread that tomorrow there will be.. NO SHOWER at 5:30am.  A glance over to the bathtub.

“BABE!”

Toothpaste foam flying.

“What?”

“Ding dong, the witch is dead.”

“No way.”

“Yes!”

And so it was.  There was no triumphant waving of Bernard on a stick, as we had done with Eugene.  No body to quietly bury in the backyard.  Just the calm rushing of water down clear pipes, into the oblivion of the maze of sewer pipes below the city.

drainplug1.jpg  (In order to protect the innocent, we’ve used an artist’s rendering of Bernard.  His likeness is not able to be photographed.)

Farewell, Bernard, Evil Twin of Eugene.  We barely knew ye, and yet how we loathed thee.  May you never return.

Posted in House and Yard
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