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Mar31
2008
Kristi Written by Kristi

When we were in San Diego, my cousin Andy asked us to write 2-3 sentences about what we love about each other. We both sort of laughed because 2-3 sentences?? That’s it? That’s easy. Instead of writing out sentences though, I’m rolling out a list.

  • He has integrity. Rob always does what he says he will do. If he says he’ll call, he calls. He says what he means.
  • He’s honest. I know when he’s trying to fib because his eyes betray him. There’s something highly appealing about a man who says what he means.
  • He’s loyal, like would donate a kidney, a retina or a liver lobe to me if I needed one. At the same time.
  • He loves to read. We can talk about books, writing, vocabulary and not get bored.
  • He totally puts up with my TV boyfriends. Ok, so they aren’t REALLY my boyfriends but he lets me drool over episodes of Spooks and Pride and Prejudice because Matthew MacFadyen is JUST. THAT. HOT.
  • He walks the dog and scratches him on the head when he needs attention.
  • He doesn’t let people walk all over him. Boundaries are good, especially when you own your own business.
  • He makes the bed.
  • He’s not vindictive, vengeful or jealous. I can spend time with my friends or family or doing school stuff without fear that he will make me pay for it later.
  • He doesn’t have annoying habits or vices. The tech gadget geek thing doesn’t qualify as a vice, yet. It doesn’t hurt when the home network goes down that he will sit for a few hours and de-bug.
  • He’s spent the last 3 years giving drugs to Tucker twice a day, every day so he would have a few more years to harrass us. That’s dedication. And compassion.
  • He loves my parents.
  • He’s responsible in just about all he does. If it’s work, he follows up on minute details. If it’s home, he makes sure I have lunch packed and hot coffee before work.
  • He’s patient and welcomes new people into his life. He’s embraced everyone he’s met in Modesto, giving of himself to get to know my friends, my family, my colleagues.
  • He’s not afraid to ask for help when he needs it.
  • He rubs my feet when I’m tired and takes care of me when I’m sick.
  • He makes me laugh, even when he’s acting like a complete dork.
  • I could melt into his eyes when he looks at me.

I am the luckiest girl alive.

Working Vacations

Mar25
2008
Rob Written by Rob

So early tomorrow morning, we hit the road for San Diego; we’re heading down to meet Kristi’s cousin Andy, who will be conducting our ceremony in July. It’s going to take most of the day for us to drive down there, a long road trip down most of California. We’ve both been busy today trying to square everything away for the trip.

Kristi’s been on break since Friday. For her, it’s Spring Break – a solid week off, nothing hugely gigantically pressing, a big block of time to relax and recreate before having to go back to work.

The last two days have been interesting around here, because even though she’s home and I’m home and at first glance it seems like we’re home together, the truth is I’m still working. That’s one of the tougher parts of working for yourself in a home office: you’re never entirely at work, and you’re never entirely at home. And you’re never, ever entirely on vacation. And that’s hard on the people around you, because you’re always lugging work along, no matter where you go. The flip side is hard as well – having to remind people that, just because you happen to not be sitting at an office desk, you’re not on a forever vacation.

This lifestyle has posed problems in the past for me in relationships. It’s a hard routine to ask a woman to adapt to, because there’s no clear line for me between my life and my work. One blurs right into the other. Add to that all the other cute little aspects of freelance life – PITA clients, collection issues, fluctuating income, obsessive and often insecure work-related moods, and seasonal workflows – and you end up with a steep curve to get around. It takes a patient, loving, and about all understanding woman to be willing to adapt to that kind of life. You can never simply hop in the car and go home at five; you’re both working and not working all day, every day, every waking minute.

I have to hand it to her. It took me several years to adapt to the life, myself.. and it wasn’t the smoothest of life transitions, I can tell you. Kristi’s mastered much of it in only a few months. We’re both still human beings, which means running into a snag here and there when personal lifestyles collide and one of us needs to be reminded by the other that the name of the game is compromise. But man oh man, it could be so much worse. I’m very grateful that Kristi’s that special kind of woman who can cope with being married to a freelance writer. There aren’t many like her around.

So today I’ve been closed off in the office all day, talking to clients and working to get the last remaining deliverables off my desk. Today it was a call with a Florida coffee company, and finishing up website copy for a company that does financial market forecasting for investors – done and done, it’s all finally off my desk and everything parked until Monday. So now I’m on vacation.

Vacation.

Well, as soon as I check my email again.

And tweak that copy again.

And roll today’s coffee company call to an MP3 file for server storage.

And sort the week’s files on my desk.

And update my client records to reflect this week’s hourly billing.

And do some coding updates on my client management system.

And check email again.

And maybe tweak some copy again.

And.. check email. Again.

(*Kristi stomps in and yanks a fistful of power cables out of the wall*)

Posted in Everyday Life, Work

Cause You Know – Stuff Happens

Feb26
2008
Rob Written by Rob

The life of a freelance copywriter isn’t for the faint of heart. Most days, it’s quiet and boring and more than a little bit tedious. Occasionally you find yourself giving the same basic speech to a prospect that you’ve given to a hundred others over the years, and most of the time the work is about pushing numbers around on a screen and sending out letters and invoices. Many days, you don’t have anything in particular scheduled and so you spend some afternoon time playing video games, watching TV and doing laundry (so that the better half lets you play video games on company time).

When it rains, though, it pours. And then it’s just drama drama drama.

After several days of procrastination, I couldn’t put off Big Website Revision anymore. This was a very big (i.e., expensive) job that we signed back in January, that’s languished on the client’s desk for several weeks pending review and revision. I got the revision spec back from them on Friday; the thing was just a mess. Mangled grammar. Misspelled words. Revised points that made no sense. Other revised (and major) points that flatly contradicted most of what I was told in the original client interview. Worst of all, the spec doc itself is a jumbled collage of MS Word markup and formatting/margin psychoses. So I’ve been grumbling under my breath (and in email to Kristi) about my feelings sometimes about clients. Oh well: billable hours. Suck it up.

In other news, a very important check arrived today. The check itself wasn’t so vital, but it enables us to finally pay a pretty big bill that I brought with me from Florida. The last major one I brought with me. So combined with the stellar February we had – not quite as good financially as February ’07, but still pretty excellent – and the fact that I’m already booked very healthy for March, I feel like we can finally start to breathe a bit and really start tackling wedding bills. It’s going to be a very good March around here.

We’ve also started talking again about honeymoon ideas. Those plans have been in constant flux since October, starting with a B&B in St. Augustine and then shifting over the West Coast and now we’re talking about an Alaskan cruise. Of course, it depends on money and time, but I’ll admit I’m looking forward to getting the pre-hitched phase of our relationship over and enjoying a peaceful getaway as a married couple. Now that the rings are here and everything, it’s real.. and all can’t come fast enough.


PS – I’d like to say hello to the individual who told us recently that they’ve decided to boycott R&K for some unknown reason. We really don’t get it; it doesn’t make any sense to either one of us, all things considered. But it’s your call, and we’re not going to claim to understand it. Hope everything is going well with you.

Posted in Everyday Life, Travel, Wedding, Work

Because Y’all Gone LOVE The Hot Pocket

Feb24
2008
Rob Written by Rob

One of the interesting side effects to being engaged is that suddenly, you start finding weddings funny. Not yours, of course: with every day being consumed with tuxes, florists, discussions about cake, family navigations, and of course money, the best any of us can really hope for is the opportunity to laugh at the weddings of others. And thank God, reality TV rides to the rescue.

Every so often Dr. Phil is good for wedding and engagement insanity. Bridezillas is pretty good for full-on complete high maintenance bride meltdowns. And if money is your main obsession during this blessed time in your life, My Big Fat Fabulous Wedding is great for ridiculously, insanely expensive events, incredibly spoiled brides and grooms walking around with heart medication all the time for those “HOW much does that cost?!!” moments.

But nothing, I mean nothing, beats My Big Redneck Wedding on CMT.

I. Love. This. Show.

It’s got EVERYTHING!

Drunks. Dimwits. Dimwit drunks peeing on florists!

The bride who misplaces her teeth on the morning of her wedding.

The groom who goes hog hunting for his bachelor party, because if he don’t get himself caught a hog, them guests ain’t getting nothin’ to eat at the wedding.

The bride who buys her wedding dress “on the World Wide Web”, which arrives in a small Fedex box – 20 sizes too small. But that doesn’t stop her from trying to get her size-28 self into a size-8 wedding dress, with hilarious results.

The groom who scores his wife’s wedding present from a bowling alley claw machine.

Another groom who fishes his wife’s wedding present out of a dumpster.

The endless sea of camo wedding attire.

The pig chase, where the first wedding guest to successfully slap a t-shirt on a muddy, irritated pig gets ten bucks.

And of course – the MUDDIN’! Because nothing says “wedding” like a woman in a white wedding dress blasting through mud puddles in an ATV.

To top it all off, My Big Redneck Wedding is hosted by Tom Arnold. Yes, that Tom Arnold.

The best episode so far was Gail and John’s wedding. Gail was the one who lost her teeth and attempted to cram herself into a size-8; John was the one who peed on the florist and got Gail’s present out of a bowling alley claw machine. They made their arbor out of beer cans and Christmas lights! The whole thing was a trainwreck from start to finish, but the best part was John, writing his wedding vows, running his thoughts by his mother (aka Granny) for her opinion.

John (reading): “’I wish I could put your love in a locket because your hotter than a Hot Pocket. We did it in the backseat, we did it in the zoo, I don’t care where we do it as long as it’s with you.’”

Granny: “I LOVE Hot Pockets!”

Watch the romance fly on YouTube!

So I’ve been walking around the house all week saying, “It’s kinda like a HOT POCKET” in my best Forrest Gump voice. Driving Kristi absolutely mental with it, but damn, Redneck Wedding just done covers all the bases and throws a patch of muddin’ in for the ride. Serves her right, marryin’ a Florida boy.

Posted in Everyday Life, Wedding
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