Written by “Bored. I want to shoot stuff.”
“We have a library of games, babe. In almost two years, you’ve never played anything but GTA4. So let’s shake things up with a first person shooter.”
“Those things make me nauseous.”
“Only because you’re not in control when I play. It’s like driving – you don’t get carsick if you’re the one driving.”
“Hmm.. o-kay. So which one should I start with?”
“We have a library. Half Life? HL2? Deus Ex? Red Faction? Dead Space? Fallout 3?”
“NOT PORTAL. That game makes me crazy.”
“You don’t have to play Portal, babe.”
Picks up a PS3 game case sitting atop the TV, flips it over. “Hmmm.. okay, let’s try Bioshock.”
.. eight hours later ..
“Is that a camera? I hate those cameras.. hey, who’s shooting me? TAKE THAT – ohcrapimoutofammo WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?? OHMYGOD THAT THINGS COMING AFTER ME! Do I shoot it OH CRAP I SHOT IT AND NOW ITS MAD. RUNNN!!
“Hey. It’s dark outside!”
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