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Veruca

Oct12
2015
Rob Written by Rob

For my first-ever pet, Veruca’s clock started running in December 1999, backdated by “at least” two years. We never knew exactly how old she was, only that she was at least two years old at that time, because she’d already had had at least one litter by then. The truth, though, was that she could have been two or she could have been five. There’s not a huge amount of difference between the two in a healthy cat.

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That meant that, in 2015, Ruca was at the very minimum 18 years old, and probably closer to 20 or 22. On Saturday, I punched up a cat-to-human age calculator on the Internet. The formula is something like this: 15 human years to the first year, 10 to the second, 4 for every year after that. At 18 years old, the human version of Ruca would be 96 years old. At 20 or 21, the number is more like 105.

And she was fairly spry and healthy all her life. When she began her inevitable downturn late last week, it happened fast. She was done. And even though we weren’t at all surprised, you’re never really prepared – the timing is just never good.

But this morning, at the extreme age of 18+YourGuessIsAsGoodAsMine, Veruca peacefully passed under the exemplary care of our vet, Dr. Johnston, and so our zoo’s population has lessened by one cantankerous, fussy old woman who would have just been annoyed had it gone on much longer.

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Posted in The Animals

Handy-capable

Oct08
2015
Rob Written by Rob

Okay, so let me get this out of the way right now: I have the natural temperament of a renter. I do. I know that. I come from a state of renters, I didn’t really grow up with a homeowner’s mindset, I spent most of my adult life in apartments.

I. Call. Maintenance.

I’m not necessarily proud of this fact, but I’m also not particularly ashamed of it, either. It’s just how it is. At any given time, I’d much rather sit on my ass troubleshooting some obscure issues with bits and bytes than banging boards together in the backyard. However, as a homeowner now, there’s only so much responsibility that I can dodge before I’m rightfully drafted by basic human obligation and common sense.

When did this shit start?

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Posted in House and Yard, The Animals

To You

Sep22
2015
Rob Written by Rob

We know you read this blog pretty regularly, so I thought, what the hell. I’ll reply here. You made the effort and you do deserve at least a response.

We received it in the mail yesterday and appreciate the thoughts. We have no plans to engage in any long distance travel anytime soon, but are sincerely glad that you all had a good time.

I hope that you both are well and that everything is moving peacefully and without unnecessary drama. Thank you for reaching out.

All my best,

Rob

Posted in Everyday Life

Mountain Dew and Ritalin

Sep21
2015
Rob Written by Rob

The title of this post comes from a line from a very funny and accurate comic strip over at The Oatmeal that we quote often around here. Any romantically attached adult who delves into the online multiplayer game world should be able to relate.

I seem to be nearing the end of yet another flirtation with the world of EVE Online. I’ve had these accounts going now for almost three years, and each cycle seems to be a bit shorter than the last: at first I played for about a year before hanging it up and letting the account go inactive, now I’m down to about three weeks. Basically, I fire up my exploration Anathema for a null sec adventure when I’m not distracted by anything else – and there’s always some other game ready to capture my attention. XCOM. Civilization. Fallout Shelter. Fallout 4.

And the thing is, I really want to love EVE Online, the way I do love Fallout. So what’s the deal? I’m starting to suspect that it’s an adulting thing.
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