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Graveyard

Jun22
2009
Kristi Written by Kristi

Working nights sucks.  Period.  My job, in a nutshell, is to take attendance for the employees in the plant.  If they can’t come in to work, they are to call the recorder and leave a message.  I take the message, input it into the computer system, and then tell another clerk to make sure we have someone coming in to take the absentee’s place.  Highly thrilling.  Between the hours of 11pm and 4am, we have virtually nothing to do except run the next day’s time cards and a few reports.  The phone doesn’t ring and we can’t do anything to bring in the next shift until 4.  I putz around a lot, file some, try to find something to do but mostly I’m bored.

The hardest part is being on separate schedules from Rob.  We sleep at opposite hours and we don’t get a chance to talk while I’m at work.  He’s awake while I’m asleep and he’s sleeping while I’m awake.  It’s harder than I thought it would be.  The good news is that I had the last 2 days off while the plant was shut down and apricots finish up on Friday.  I’ll have about 10 days off before peaches begin and the really hectic time starts.  By August, the plant will be running peaches, fruit cocktail and pears.

Having time off means we actually will get to go somewhere for our anniversary.   I’m not sure when we’ll go but the tenative plan now is to go to San Francisco for a few days and stay at the hotel where we spent part of our honeymoon.  It’s been ages since we were gone more than one night without being with family.

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What I Did On My Summer Vacation..

Jun16
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Sorry it’s been a little while since the last entry. We’ve had our hands full in the last couple of weeks. It continues to be a isn’t-real-life-fun kinda year.

This weekend we saw Up in the theater. We haven’t gone out to the movies together much in the past; last time was Wall-E during our honeymoon last year, and the time before that was Bourne Ultimatum when Kristi visited me for the first time in Florida. The general range of crap that hits the big screen every year makes it easy not to go. But Pixar.. we had to go.

Up is a beautiful, charming, sweet, and hilarious film. It’s basically about an old man named Carl who faces an empty, purposeless existence when his wife and childhood friend Ellie dies. A balloon salesman at a zoo, Carl’s greatest regret is that he and Ellie never managed to pursue their big childhood dream: to venture into the untamed wilds of South America and build a house atop the majestic and legendary Paradise Falls. Life simply always got in the way. Now Carl’s alone in their house, facing a forced relocation to a retirement home while a large corporation prepares to bulldoze the house to build a commercial center.

Rather than be taken away, Carl decides to take the trip of his and Ellie’s dreams – by floating the house away to Paradise Falls under the canopy of thousands of balloons. There’s only one snag: when the house takes off, Carl’s got an accidental stowaway. Russell, an annoying 8-year-old Wilderness Explorer in search of his final merit badge (for “assisting the elderly”), gets caught on Carl’s front porch as it lifts for the heavens.

There’s a lot more to the story than that, including talking dogs, a famed but mysteriously lost explorer, blimps and a bird named Kevin. But again, Pixar nailed it out of the park. I think it’s Pixar’s funniest one so far; the comedic timing is nearly flawless. But Up is also an incredibly touching story. Remember that final moment in Monsters Inc. – Sully and the door? Nearly all of Up is like that (unsurprising, considering Up was directed by the same guy who did Monsters). Expect heartstrings, laughs and tears. The film’s brilliant, more than worth the cost and hassle of catching it in the theater.

General news update after the jump.

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Equilibrium in Oscillation

Jun02
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Back in my sysadmin tech days, I learned the one immutable truth about planned operations: there is always a bottleneck in the process somewhere. You can’t avoid it, ever. The “bottleneck” is the eye of the needle; it’s the one engineering factor that keeps the system from running the way you want it to. It could be lack of processor power, or maybe the hard drives don’t pass data fast enough. Maybe the software needs to be more efficient. No matter what you do, however, there is always one single point that’s holding up the show; all you can do is fix it, open up the bottleneck, and sit and wait until the next one manifests itself. And step by step, you get stronger.

Seen that way, bottlenecks are good things. They’re reality’s way of improving itself, of telling us what needs to be done next. They keep us on track. So as frustrating as they can be at time, I welcome bottlenecks. They keep me sharp.

With my copywriting business over the years, the bottleneck has always been one of two things: bringing clients in, or getting deliverables out. Either I can’t bring in enough client work to fill productive capacity, or I’m overloaded and can’t get deliverables out fast enough to accommodate all the clients I can pull in. So pretty much from day one, life has consisted of solving those two problems, over and over again, finding better ways to do it each time. Back and forth, back and forth. Equilibrium in oscillation. Life in a nutshell.

Early this year, the problem was rounding up clients. Now we’re back to productive capacity again, usually the easier of the two problems to solve, because the solution can usually be found somewhere in technology. The client end, you’re dealing with people, and human beings are harder to work around than machines. But lately I’ve been sorting through my software libraries and rearranging my lineup of writing-related utilities, trying to find a better combination of tools than the ones I’ve been using.

I think I’ve finally found a killer combination: FreeMind, an excellent “mind mapping” software package, and TextRoom, a minimalist word processor. Both are open source and pretty good quality. FreeMind makes it a snap to analyze client calls, sort research, outline assignment drafts and maintain sophisticated to-do lists; it’s a great organizational tool. TextRoom is perfect for distraction-free writing, especially with its “flow mode” turned on – disabling the backspace and delete keys, forcing you forward and effectively turning it into a digital typewriter. I highly recommend them both.

So anyway, just got one big round of deliverables out, and I’ve got a new client launch call in another hour. Tri-fold brochure for a mortgage broker. Then, most likely, it’s back to solving the client-recruit problem again.

Again, alas, equilibrium in oscillation: the meaning of life.

Click through for a general news update. We haven’t given you guys a thorough update in a while.

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Posted in Everyday Life

Another Day In The Freelance Life

May21
2009
Rob Written by Rob

Okay, I have a story to share with you guys, but first I want to share a video.

So that having been said, click through for the latest exciting chapter in Freelance Fiascoes!

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