“I’m telling you, it’s a bruise.”
“I don’t remember banging my foot on anything – it could be necrotic tissue, caused by some obscure flesh eating disease that only three doctors in the world know anything about.”
“Dammit, it’s a bruise and you’re not watching any more House episodes – ” – *BANG* – “OH MY GOD – DID SHE JUST.. ??”
“Yep. Sure did.”
“Why’d she DO that?”
“Well, she’s had a hard path – see, him, after a long relationship full of sexual tension, he finally got with her, but then she couldn’t deal with it so like, the very next morning, she ran off to marry this other guy. That left him kind of floundering, so she kind of got him on the rebound and they got married. And it was a bad marriage. And now the last hope she’s been clinging to in life has been crushed in a radioactive crater. So this is her coming to the end of a bad road.”
“Oh. So her.. is she a.. ?”
“I don’t think she’s the last one. Something a lot more complicated is happening here.”
“This show gets darker with every episode.”
“Yeah. But that’s part of its charm.”
“You’re still done with House for a while.”
“That’s okay – Galactica’s back on.”